Car Advert Wars: or which car do you want sex in?

Current mood: mischievous
Category: Automotive

This blog is a thinly veiled ploy to talk about sex.

A truth:

Four major car brands have wasted LOTS OF money and, (dare i say) creativity, to wage a huge splashy advertising war.

Saving grace? The liberal dose of humour thrown in.

So whose minds and hearts did these giants Car Brands win? And why?

OK: So here are the Ads - and afterwards I want to know which car you want to have sex in , and why.

My Car fantasies

Of course Audi is nice, but so bloody reserved, and who doesn't have a BMW (YAWN - So 80's, Ray Bans, Eurythmics) I'm definately not getting wet over these two.

Subaru - haha Are you joking?

I rather love Bentley's attitude, but I don't want sex in the Bentley. That would be like having sex with the Queen, and I'm no poof. Not sure if the Bentley pin up boy is my type either.....

My vote is totally with Aston Martin who rejected me yesterday. (well Australia said yes, but HK said no.) I still love you Aston - I will always be Ursula, and there will always be a too handsome James Bond type with a sleek black car in my handbag.

And how can I ever forget an E Type Jag - I wish i had lost my virginity in it, but it's owner was avery old man, and *Anna Nicole* I'm not.....My dream car, the F Type concept car never got off the ground after three years of living on my fridge. How DARE U JAG!!!!! I could get wet over this car - but never got the opportunity....Double Damn ~ BTW i secretly loathe all JAG saloon cars ( hiss hisss)

And I guess though i may never own one, in my current wildly romantic and wet dream a proud and noble Ferrari is likely to provide me with a long and spirited ride - if its the gorgeous italian engineer who tunes the beast, then YES PLEASE.

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