Officially separated

Current mood: sad
Category: Life

2 Weeks ago I was still married. Today I'm separated.

Why? My husband has no respect, no loyalty - not even friendship. When I was in my greatest need of friendship he was nowhere to be seen - a true good time boy.

Not only did he decide to make our holiday into a series of drunken binges, he wrote himself off to the point that my Auto cloak of invisibility was activated and remained so for the remainder of our holiday. Once activated, he discovered an entire group of bleached blonde bullies; wearing his might vision goggles, they appeared incredibly attractive, and alas- he was unable to escape their magnetic powers.

During my period of invisibibility, he sleazed his enormous mis-spent heart out, publicly annnouncing his embaresssment when I refused to join his little entourage.

Unfortunately his blonde consorts were serious bullies. When the ring-leader challenged me to an undignified "outside" and slammed me into a glass door, I defended myself with a left block, all hell broke loose and the police were called.

Of course, now it seems (according to my EX; and the blondes) that I'm insane, that he had *only been talking*, and everything else is *in my imagination*.

My salvation was the independent (and unknown) witnessess of my initial protracted humiliation and the unprovoked attack on me; despite the police not deeming it necessary to interview anyone except the complicit group of bullies who initiated the attack and complaint.

Now my next great (unrequested) experiment is to determine if justice really exists. (I suspect NOT)

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